Thursday, 30 July 2015

VERY FUNNY ORIGIN OF NAMES AND LOCATIONS IN KENYA!

Dagoretti Corner: The place was originally known as “The Great Corner” and the Africans could not pronounce it correctly and the corrupted version became Dagoretti Corner which was directly from The Great Corner which has stuck to this day. The Great Corner was the site of the first airfield in Kenya; a patchy grass runway around the present Meteorological Department.


Rumuruti: Rumuruti is a town in Laikipia County about 40km north of Nyahururu. How did it get its’ name? The town was on the route from Nyahururu to Mararal which was commonly used by white settlers. They referred to the trail between the two settlements as a “Remote route”. The corrupted version of this then became Rumuruti, the town name as we know it today. Rumuruti was the site of a huge meteor shower in 1934 


Thogoto: The Church of Scotland Mission was the first mission to settle in the now little town near Kikuyu in Kiambu County. The local Kikuyu Community could not pronounce the name Scotland easily and they would pronounce it as “Thigoto” and thus the name Thogoto was born. Today the town has maintained the name Thogoto and that PCEA Church of the Torch one of the oldest mission churches still stands.
Church of the Torch- Thogoto


Kapropita: This is a town in the former Rift Valley in Baringo County. A settler known as Corporal Peter lived in the area during the pre-independence period. His name was a tough one for the locals to pronounce and the area soon was referred as Kapropita which is a corrupted version of Corporal Peter.



Kapropita Hills
Kabarnet:  It’s believed that the town is named after a French man known as Barnet who settled in the area and made it his home. The local Tugen people then started to refer to the place as Ka- Barnet. The word “Ka” means “the homestead of” and therefore the name Ka-Barnet means the place/home of Barnet.

Karbanet town


Rod-Kopany: Is a busy town  in Homa-Bay County. During the construction of a road in the area the Mehta Singh Road Company the residents would refer to it as Rodi Kopany. This name quickly stuck and the town was known as Rod-Kopany which is a corruption of the name Road Company.



Kirigiti: There was a popular cricket field in Kiambu and it was popular with settlers who would frequent the place from surrounding farms. The local Kikuyu community could not pronounce the name Cricket and they pronounced it as Kirigiti. Today the stadium is referred to as Kirigiti which is just a version of Cricket but with a Kikuyu corruption to it. Mzee Jomo Kenyatta held his last rally at Kirigiti stadium before the declaration of emergency in 1952.
Kirigiti Cricket Stadium



Roysambu: Roysambu is a suburb along the Thika superhighway in Nairobi City County. The place was known as “Royal Suburbs” during the colonial times. However the Africans in Nairobi pronounced it as Roy-Sabu and thus it got the name “Roysambu”.

TRM Mall in Roysambu.


Kariakor: During the First World War a contingent of Africans were in the British army as carrying luggage. The Carrier Corps, as they were known, carried everything the soldiers needed to survive during the East African Campaign of the First World War. Their base in Nairobi was around the present day Kariakor area. The locals simply called the place Carrier corps which with a local dialect influence sounded like “Kariako” and it’s today still called by that name.

kariakor war museum sculptures.



Tenwek: Is a shopping centre located in Bomet County and location of one of the oldest hospitals in the region which was built in 1936. The name Tenwek is believed to have come about because it took ten weeks to travel from the Mombasa to the area by foot.




Matayos: In the county of Busia there is a trading called Matayos. According to the residents of Busia a European by the name Mathew moved to the area during the colonial times. The residents referred to him as “Mathayo” which is the Kiswahili version of Mathew. However, in Luhya dialect the name was pronounced as “Matayo”. Today Matayos is one of the new constituencies in Busia.

Matayos health Centre

While many of these were English names corrupted into local dialects, there are a number of places in Kenya where local names were Anglicized by the European settlers.
Msongari: The name was Muthangari and an area in Lavington still maintains that name. The name was a bit tuff for the settlers and they pronounced it as “Msongari”.

Loreto convent School, Msongari


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Sunday, 10 May 2015

20 funny photos from Nyeri County that had Kenya laughing!


Hi there! Hope you are all good. I have uploaded some of the most memorable funny photos from Nyeri County that had everyone rolling on the floor laughing! Most of them are actually funny, but have a message in them. They are capturing the problems of drugs and alcohol abuse, domestic violence,intolerable behaviors or just being 'misinformed'.. ushamba. Photo and meme  credit to all those involved in capturing these moments.
Kyeni women being taught how to Nyerify their alcoholic husbands

Really???

Apparently Nyeri residents own fewer smart phones as compared to Kisumu residents

This photo was trending when Naivas was opened in Nyeri town recently.

When was the last time you sat in a 'face me'? in Nyeri we rolling in 'face me's every other day!

Nyeri couples don't shy from showing  love in photos

Nyeri women are no jokers when it comes to settling scores.

Nyeri scrap collectors have gone this far!
This young man just recently returned to Nyeri from Saudi Arabia where alcohol is illegal!

This photo has been trending internationally.

This young man from Chaka town had the Govt add NACADA another 600 million in their drugs/alcohol fight.

hehe!  aty atya!
 Remember the chicken saga?
The phrase "kuna kupigwo na kuna kujifichiwo".. comes to my mind after seing this!
After  beating her man thoroughly,, this Nyeri woman decided to cool things down with a banana. 
You dont sell a Nyeri woman's wall unit and expect to come home to cheers! NOOO WAY!

Nyeri women are you seeing this?




Mheshimiwa wetu with the current Prezo had me ROTFLMAO!

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Thursday, 30 April 2015

35 Beautiful pictures shot in Nyeri County that will make your jaws drop!

Nyeri  County, former Central Kenya HQ is 150 kilometers  North of Nairobi. It covers an area of 3337 square kilometers. The word Nyeri is derived from the Maasai word 'nyiro' meaning red. Nyeri shares its borders with five other counties, including Kirinyaga to the east, Nyandarua to the west, Muranga to the south,  Laikipia to the north and Meru to the North East.



Aberdare Country club.Aberdare country club in Nyeri county in Mweiga town (10kms from Nyeri town). The Aberdare Country Club, only a two and a half hour drive northeast from Nairobi, is nestled on a slope of Mweiga Hill in the Aberdare Highlands, part of the Great Rift Valley. This captivating site was the homestead of an English couple that decided to settle in Kenya. Almost a half century later, their home, "The Steep", was renamed the Aberdare Country Club and opened for guests. for more info on Aberdare Country Club  click here

Nestling between Mount Kenya and the Aberdare ranges, agriculture is the main economic activity in Nyeri. The county is renowned for its high production of tea.With its lush green plantation in Othaya and its environs you will have ample picturesque green scenes to admire.

An adventurers’ paradise. A destination for those who love speed and the pedal-thumping adrenaline thrill that leaves one feeling like World Formula One champion Lewis Hamilton.It is a tranquil environment where one can bond, watch birds chirp away, spend time with family and friends and even make a marriage proposal. For the honchos, it is the perfect venue for team-building, conferences and fun. That sums up the experience at Chaka Ranch in Nyeri County.
 Located in Kiganjo, between Mt Kenya and the Aberdare Ranges, the ranch is gaining popularity as the best getaway for anyone seeking tranquillity, leisure and adventure. The main attraction at Chaka Ranch is the leisure park where gaming and team building events take place.


Green... yeah.. The Green Hills Hotel in Nyeri town

 Chaka ranch on a weekend

Tafaria castle

bird's eye view of Aberdare Country Club

The Green Spa@ Green Hills Hotel. offers a 5 star gym and Sauna

Nyeri town taken from the Nyeri Hills


Jamia Mosque in Nyeri town
Aberdare country club members watching game
Solio ranch once more!


Aberdare National park gate

Nyeri cathedral Catholic Church. (photo credit to Nyeri Yetu)

Paxtu lodge. Home to the founder of the global Scouts Movement.

Former President Kibaki's home

Solio ranch

White Rhino Hotel
Golden gates Hotel Mweiga

Nyeri Hill at the background.

Nyeri town


Nyeri Museum In Ruring'u 

The beautiful peacock at Outspan Hotel

Rhino Watch Lodge in Nyeri

Solio ranch 



Rhino watch lodge

Aberdare National Park

Outspan Hotel

Thegu river in Nyeri county

Nyeri golf club

Nyeri hills in the evening

Mweiga in Nyeri (Photo courtesy of  Isabel Wanjui)

Nyeri Town View Restaurant


The Ark Mweiga Nyeri

Tea plantation in Othaya

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